Merlin Eurovision AU?

[fathomlessspite]

Someone needs to write the Merlin Eurovision AU.  Where Merlin is representing Ireland and Arthur Britain and they're all snarky and argumentative when they cross paths during rehearsal, but really Arthur just wants in Merlin's pants.

AND THEN when they're in their little booth waiting areas during the results, Arthur's all screw it we never win anyway so proceeds to get very drunk and decides now is the perfect time to go and find Merlin and tell him how pretty he thinks he is. 

BUT then the UK actually win and they cut to the UK team booth but Arthur isn't there, someone shouts that he's with the Irish team so they cut to there, but Arthur and Merlin are completely oblivious due to the fact they are inspecting each other’s tonsils with their tongues....

Just, you know, an idea....

Comments

[croissantkatie]

It's quite scary how easily I can picture this. Although that might just be the screw this, we never win anyway part.

[fathomlessspite]

Yes, that part is the most believable... :)

Eurovision has invaded my brain, I think Jedward broke it with how awful they were... And so I needed to make it in some way good and not so horrifying and this was the result!

[croissantkatie]

I think it's lodged itself in my head, and whilst amusing, I'd quite like it out for a little bit. And Jedward. Yes, definitely broken. Up from the ashes can rise Merlin-y awesomeness.