fathomlessspite | Because I'm bored...

So, here are the movie quotes no-one guessed from the meme I posted a little while ago :)

1. -Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly. '
-That's just what they used to say in the ads.
The Wonder Boys, in which Michael Douglas is an English lecturer with writers block and Tobey Maguire kills Douglas' girlfriends dog, and is seduced by Douglas' editor Robert Downey Jnr.

2. I smell like a yak!
Daniel Jackson in Stargate!!

4. The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
The song which Josh sings to Billy in Big to convince him that whilst he now looks like Tom Hanks he is still in fact a twelve year old boy

5. There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
Worth (i.e. David Hewlett), trying to explain why they are all in the Cube, and why no-one is watching them or going to get them out

7. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer.
Robin Williams as Peter Pan(ning) in Hook

8. -You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
-I trust my barber.
Peter Parker and Jonah Jameson in Spiderman

9. You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.
Jason Treborn (aka Callume Keith Rennie) explaining to his son why he has to stop using his gift in The Butterfly Effect

10. They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.
Andy telling Red what the 'Mexicans say about the Pacific' ocean in The Shawshank Redemption

11. As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he was talking about.
Shaun talks to the shop staff in a meeting in Shaun of the Dead, which is so good that i spent half an hour choosing a quote. I suppose something with zombies in it may have been more of a clue, but they don't like using the 'z' word, so it was kind of difficult :)

13.That's my nightgown ..... Yes, and I'm not responsible for its behaviour.
Miss. Price in response to seeing Mr. Browne dancing with her nightgown after her belongings come to life due to a magical incantation in Bedknobs and Broomsticks

14.You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village.
A line from one of the Andy's in Hot Fuzz that made me giggle all three times i went to see it